Free Range Librarian

K.G. Schneider’s blog on librarianship, writing, and everything else, since 2003.

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Entries from September 2006

Painting, Migrating, Moving

September 14th, 2006 · 1 Comment

I wanted to chat up Rachel Singer Gordon’s presentation-pricing survey and her subsequent tips for presenters, but I’ve been knackered.
All day–a very long day crossing three time zones–I am in the yoke trying to get MPOW’s new search engine launched, plus this week I am taking 12 hours of training in re said search [...]

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Tags: This and That

Not a Book Story

September 11th, 2006 · 1 Comment

For months afterwards I had the same dream. It was morning, and I walked off the PATH train, wove through the morning hubbub at the World Trade Center, pushed through the turnstile, and made my way to Borders Bookstore, my favorite shortcut to the new federal building where I managed a library.
It wasn’t even [...]

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More Vendor Luv, and a Barbie Doll

September 10th, 2006 · No Comments

So last night after getting in to TLH at 11 I called Comcast. I was on hold for over 30 minutes, then a very nice guy from Comcast reset my modem and we were online. Thanks, fella, and I’m glad the second fiancee turned out to be a keeper.
I’m off to Sandy’s second service (she [...]

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For Everything there is a Season…

September 9th, 2006 · 2 Comments

I once heard Pat Schuman say if you want someone to remember a point you’re making, repeat it seven times. Over on Mentat, Lori Ayre (a welcome voice in the biblioblogosphere) talks about the possibilities of mashing up services such as AskNow.com with My Place Of Work.
You can call that the fourth time the [...]

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Tags: MPOW

Six Dollars and Forty Two Cents

September 8th, 2006 · 3 Comments

By the time the moving truck rolled away yesterday afternoon, I had collected $6.42 from the change scattered under couches and beds, lurking in dark corners, and falling out of pockets of the last few things I stuffed into boxes. I will stuff this found money in an envelop and save it for Tallahassee–perhaps for [...]

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Tags: Family Values

Excerpt, Essay 13, David, just as he was

September 5th, 2006 · 1 Comment

(A portrait of a friend who died nearly twenty years ago, and the last essay in the collection.)
David stands on the corner of Market and Castro, a wide grin spreading under his bottlebrush mustache, a Bible clasped in one hand while the other brushes a thick shag of brown hair from his eyes; his bantam [...]

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Tags: Essays from the MP

Excerpt, Essay 12, The Feast of Dreams

September 4th, 2006 · 3 Comments

(An essay about menopause.)
I wake up at 2 a.m. in a pool of my own sweat and stumble from the bedroom so I do not wake up Sandy. Before menopause crept up on me, I did not realize how many parts of my body could perspire, particularly at once, particularly without the provocations of heat [...]

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Sitting Here in Limbo

September 4th, 2006 · No Comments

On the final approach to SFO last night the fog was as beautiful as I had ever known it, a thick white sateen rope draped casually on the mountains, and the rumpled waters of the Bay were sparkling, and it was all so beautiful I was torn between looking and not looking, knowing this was [...]

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Tags: Family Values

Excerpt, Essay 11, The Outlaw Bride

September 3rd, 2006 · 4 Comments

(An essay about love and marriage. The following scene takes place after our marriage was invalidated.)
My eccentric one-woman campaign to prevaricate about my marital status might seem a sort of unraveling. After all, no one noticed or cared; it took me a surprisingly long time to realize that anyone reviewing the forms I so defiantly [...]

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Excerpt, Essay 10, Wild Kingdom

September 2nd, 2006 · No Comments

(An essay about many things, including squirrels.)
“You got a pet elephant?” asked the lady behind me at Costco as I piled five giant bags of unsalted peanuts in the shell on the checkout counter. It was my second trip to Costco that month. “Squirrels,” I replied, embarrassed. “No, not squirrels, please,” she said, rolling her [...]

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