No sooner had I announced Twitterprose than LibraryThing went down — it’s still broken, poor Thing. My clever distinction from Twitterlit (which I enjoy tremendously) was that my entries would be strictly from creative nonfiction and that whenever possible the links would go to LibraryThing entries or online journals. Since Twitterlit does a few nonfiction entries, without LT, I find myself scrambling to pull recommendations from online journals… but then, maybe that’s not a bad thing. Still, come back, LT, you’re missed.
Since I’m on two writing deadlines (a state of affairs that makes me quite happy) and am also gathering ideas and a feathered cap for my YouTube presentation on digital preservation and social networks, I’m going to pull some stuff from my writing notebook that I thought up in an airport bar: the Boomer’s Texting Vocabulary… handy shortcuts for those of us of a certain age. Feel free to share with your BFF Jill.
BTV (Boomer’s Texting Vocabulary)
WMG: Where’s my glasses?
WMK: Where’s my keys?
WAIITR: Why am I in this room?
WDIPMC: Where did I park my car?
IDR: I don’t remember
IFYRN: I forgot your real name
FANOI: F***, another night of insomnia
IIHIH: Is it hot in here?
OTDW: Open the damn window
WYG: Who’s your gyno?
HMUP: Help me up, please
WK: Which knee?
WH: Which hip?
WE: Which eye?
BCD: Bad Cholesterol Day
AMFB: After my first bypass
WTFIMD: Where the f*** is my defibrillator?
BRBGTP: Be right back, gone to pee
GTRP: Gone to refill prescription
BPM: Blood pressure meds
FCP: F****ing co-pay
LTOT: Lost train of thought
AG/NAG: Aging gracefully, not aging gracefully
KIR: Kid in room
KTD: Kids these days
WTYMA: Wait til you’re my age
NDY: Not dead yet!
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14 Comments
I can definitely identify with WAIITR, but you missed one. There’s also SIR/PIR: Spouse/Partner In Room.
Hey!
Ha this is really funny especially b/c I was watching one of the ‘morning’ shows and they were going over all the LANGUAGE that parents of teens don’t know now b/c of texting!
Amy
BHIR? (Better half in room?)
Gee, David, I thought WAIITR only happened to menopausal women… I feel better!
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!
Oh, I regularly walk into a coworker’s office, look blankly at her for a second, and then go back to my office to look at my computer in a feeble attempt to remember why I wanted to talk to her.
How about ROTFLOLDDBC? (= ROTFLOL despite dicey bladder control)
Ha, I like that, Lee! I should have worked in something about sneezing and peeing…
How about a version for moms of young kids?:
BRBPD – Be right back, poopy diaper
BRBKDDS – Be right back, kids doing dangerous stuff
CWD – Covered with drool
2MD – 2 mocha day
ROFP – Rolling on the floor playing
TCFW – Too cute for words
TQMI – Too quiet, must investigate
BISS – Because I said so
TMB – Too much Barney
TMD – Too much Disney
TMT – Too many toys
BC – Bedtime countdown
KFFN – Kid-free for now
WDIDWMD/WDIDWMDS – What did I do with my degree(s)?
FTIWTC? – For this I went to college?
DFF – Dinner from freezer
DFT – Dinner from takeout
and when it gets really bad…
CG – Call Grandma!
Karen, that’s hysterical.
Debi, as mom of a 3-year-old, I LOVE yours too!
Debi, I forgot to say, you should so blog your list
LOL
Want to share one from Grandad that was on my blog comments: DIPMA, damn, I peed myself again.
Debi: yours are very funny too.
Oh yeah and I wanted to add that my new favorite one is
LQTM
Laughing Quietly to Myself which is much more “honest” than LOL! or ROFL!
wtfayta?
what the f*** are you talking about?
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