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Out and About, Early 2009

I was invited to something called TripIt, and ok, I’ll give it a shot. But there’s no substitute for the ol’ blog entry on Where I Be for the next several months.

Will our paths cross? Would you like a personal or professional visit?  Is there a spot where I should try to squeeze in a book talk at a bookstore to promote Powder: Writing by Women in the Ranks, from Vietnam to Iraq, or perhaps a library system would like to piggyback in a session of my workshop, Writing for the Web?

ALA Midwinter — Denver — Jan 23-27 — Evergreen has a booth (522), an event (email or comment to get an invite), booth demos (many by the intelligent and posed Shae Tetterton, and two by ol’ me), and much more! Plus I am on a bazillion committees and so forth, as you know from my Midwinter 2009 schedule.

Electronic Resources & Libraries (ER&L) — Los Angeles — February 9 – 12 — I’m presenting on a panel at ER&L, but this includes also a side trip to Northern California to restore my NorCal enzymes. I’m actually arriving in SFO Friday 2/6, driving to LA on 2/10, presenting on 2/11, driving back to SF that afternoon, and flying back 2/12.

Code4Lib — Providence — February 23 – 26 — I luv C4L! I’ll be attending with Mike Rylander and perhaps transporting a six-pack of homebrew for the C4L homebrewing task force to inspect.  The last time I attended C4L I keynoted at the beginning and then locked my keys in my car at the end (not only that, but a tornado was imminent and there I was… waiting for AAA so I could drive away from the storm area…). This time should be comparatively laid-back.

Computers in Libraries — D.C. — March 30 – April 1 — Doing a dog-n-pony panel with three other illustrious Evergreen Women (how that suggests a calendar…) and otherwise enjoying the bonhomie of DC right after the vernal equinox.

British Columbia Library Association — Burnaby — April 16 – 18 — giving a talk and hopefully visiting an Evergreen library. I admit I did a doubletake when I saw their theme; at first I thought it said “Bi curious” (but it’s really “Be curious”). Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Evergreen International Conference (of course!) — Athens, Georgia — May 20-22 — This will be a terrific conference. Joe Lucia has already agreed to be one of the keynoters, and there will be programs, speakers, birds of a feather, lightning talks, a hackfest, breakfast topic tables… and free wifi!

I also will get myself to Atlanta (Norcross) several more times, and I need to pick up the reins and get to a couple more places in the area, as well.

Special Commemorative Library Link Set

I’m amused by the Obama memorabilia, particularly the commemorative plates where he looks like Jesus in a suit. I see no harm. Let people buy their Franklin Mint tchotchkes, if it connects them with a historic moment. I, with not one but two Obama car magnets, can hardly object.

Anyhoo…


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OCLC Backpedals: As widely reported, the Big O has taken a step back from its proposed policy change (which could be roughly translated as “you create it, you pay for it, we own it”).  See my previous post on the policy.

Not Everyone Had a Bad Year: Amazon had its best holiday season ever. Dollar stores are strong. And as national news coverage has demonstrated, libraries — though their funding has been axed in many cases — are mobbed, and fiction reading is up. (Amazon will webcast its report on January 29.)

Librarians Rock: A couple weeks ago I commented that I’d love to see some of the oyster recipes mentioned in this  mouth-watering Library of Congress post about recipes in the White House. So Jennifer, a LoC librarian, sent me three recipes! Wowza!

Yes, We Can, and We Do: Did I ever point you to this OCLC report, From Awareness to Funding, emphasizing the high perception the public has of libraries and the particularly strong perception of good librarians? Even if I did, re-read it.

CNN gives libraries a fabu plug in this Facebook inaugural invitation: “Whether you’re at the office, at home, at the library, or anywhere else, you can share this moment in history with your Facebook friends live, as it happens.”

Still, you Know Times Are Bad When: Yahoo lays off the head of its Flickr Commons project — a member of the original Flickr team. Ouch!

You Don’t Knead a Blog (a punny title from my various talks): Remember when everyone predicted the death of libraries if they didn’t jump into every available social networking technology Right Now? (See my take on Everything Right Now, which still feels valid.) As the citizenry overwhelm libraries, this presentation by Lee Rainie of the Pew Project feels anachronistic. Despite some good points, Rainie overlooks the value of library as Place and the value of library workers as gifted, caring guides.  (You do need to find your technology sweet spots and deliver them with unbridled enthusiasm.)

2008: FRL’s Index

Before this gets completely stale!

Literary essays accepted for publication: 3

Literary submissions rejected: 7 [Note: should be much higher; this means I didn’t submit enough.]

Literary essays included in “Best Of” anthologies or nominated for the Pushcart Prize: 2

New essays started: 4

New essays completed: 1

Essays in SubmissionLand as of 12/28/30 12/28/08: 2

Trade articles published: 6

Posts to this blog: 143

Writing classes taken: 1

Writing workshops taught: 2

Writing critique groups led: 12

Backlog of books not finished reading: 21

Unread books received as gifts: 10

Unread books purchased in airports during “reading emergencies”: 3

Unread books purchased during Cormac McCarthy fixation: 3

Writing conferences attended: 1

Neologisms coined: 0

ALA committees/task forces served on: 3

Library conferences attended: 23 (approx)

Presentations/panels given: 17 (approx)

Number of times luggage lost by Delta: 3

Countries outside U.S. visited: 2 (Canada and Australia)

States visited in Australia: 5

Time zones crossed in Australia: 4

Jobs resigned: 1

Jobs quit on the spot: 0

New jobs started: 1

Hair color changes: 3

Hair style changes: 3

Hair stylist changes: 4

Number of times cell phone plans changed: 3

Orders placed with Amazon: 25

Amazon orders that included books: 16

Pairs of shoes purchased online: 6

Pairs of shoes purchased in stores: 0

Clothing purchases at White House, Black Market: 1

Catalogs for White House, Black Market received since that purchase:  6

A homebrewing n00b

Homebrew Ingredients

Home Brewing

“Everyone who uses plastic fermenters has pushed the o-ring through the top and into the filled fermenter at least once. Don’t worry, your beer will be fine. Keep an extra o-ring handy for the next time.”

— From the “n00b” thread on Homebrewtalk.com

I really don’t need one more hobby; it’s not as if I am looking for things to do. I am backlogged everywhere in my life, from work to personal writing to Sandy’s Christmas present (a jumper cloned from a favorite old jumper of hers) to, I don’t know, STUFF and THINGS and EMAIL and READING and WHATEVAH.

But for over a month I’ve been mooning over the basic homebrew kits at Homebrew Den, Tallahassee’s homebrewing store. I didn’t really know why. I’ve always liked good beer, but we have a lot of that in Tallahassee. It’s not as if I have ever seen myself as Free Range Brewgal.

But I kept mooning and thinking about it. With a couple of small checks that floated in I felt it was ok to treat myself, so yesterday I  supported the local economy by taking home a kit of beermaking geegaws and a nice box mix (though that’s not what they call it) for a beer called 3 in a Bed Bitters, which reminded me of some of the great brews I drank in last fall’s visit to Oz.

Sandy was out of town, so this project became my Saturday night. I cooked and stirred and strained and sanitized and poured. (See the routine on Flickr.) It was largely relaxing (except for dropping the o-ring into the wort), somewhere between jam-making and sewing. Lots of attention to detail, lots of little steps.

Like writing, the payoff is slow and iffy (though I suspect it’s easier to make drinkable beer than get published). Like most skills and hobbies, it has its own special language, with new words such as wort (the liquid made from cooking malted barley, water, and other ingredients such as hops and flavorings) and words with new meaning such as pitch (the action of adding yeast to the wort).

Then on Sunday, between writing and some work-stuff and laundry and groceries and the cat-box, I browsed some more through The Complete Joy of Home Brewing, and on homebrewtalk.com got a little acquainted with the homebrewing community, whose denizens share recipes left and right, swap sanitation tips, and work hard to be welcoming to newbies.

The homebrewing n00bs, in turn, have strangely similar experiences with home brewing. We all seem to drop the grommet in the wort. We all agonize that we didn’t sanitize well enough. We all worry that our beer is not working its mysterious magic off there in the dark corner where we have stowed our five gallons of hope.  Even the anxiety is comforting in its universality, and the typical response is RDWHAHB — “Relax, Don’t Worry, Have a Home Brew.”

(The worst that could happen is I have five gallons of liquid to pour down the sink. Whereas my IRAs… well, let’s not talk about that.)

The part I like the most, at this point, is that homebrewing is different.  It’s a break from the rest of my life — not work, writing, family, cats, Publix, laundry-folding, exercising, or WHATEVAH. But it’s also an easily-compartmentalized break, one I can plunge into on a Saturday night, and it’s highly accessible; you don’t need thousands of dollars or years of study or many painful hours staring at a monitor just to get in the door.

(It’s also a very male craft — I was greeted with an enthusiastic “Hi, Bro!” when I introduced myself on the beginner’s board — and I really don’t get that, since homebrewing feels so haimisch. But overall they seem to be pleasant enough guys, and I can think of worse things to call me than Bro.)

Plus, I realized, since I can cook, bake, sew, and garden, if I add “brew beer,” and throw in a goatherd or two (surely weaving and cheesemaking would be achievable), then Sandy and I can move off the grid and become Feral Women. 😉

My Action-Packed ALA Midwinter 2009 Schedule

I bet this won’t be the last version of this, but it still gives my Denver-bound colleagues some idea of my 411 in Denver.

Thursday, Jan 22

Thursday afternoon, arrive in Denver

Thursday night dinner, MJ

Friday, Jan 23

Friday morning booth setup

Friday 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. confab w/colleague

Friday 1:30 p.m. – 4:3o p.m. OCLC Symposium, Sheraton Denver Downtown, Grand Ballroom 1

Friday 5:30 p.m. – 7:30 p.m. Exhibits Grand Opening, Booth 522

Saturday, Jan 24

Saturday 8 a.m. – 9 a.m. Power Breakfast

Saturday 9 a.m. -10 a.m. LB from B&T

Saturday 11 a.m. – 11:30 JH from AJ

Saturday 12 p.m. – 2 p.m. ALA Task Force on Electronic Meeting Participation (TFOEMP), CCC, Room 106

Saturday 2 p.m. – 3 p.m. Vendor meeting

Saturday 4 – 5:30 LITA Forum 2009 Planning Meeting, Denver Marriott City Center, Colorado Ballroom, C

Saturday 5:30 p.m. – 7:30 p.m. Equinox-Evergreen “Birds of Feather Nosh Together” (Shoot me a note if you’d like an invitation)

Saturday League Dinner, 8:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m. location TBD

Sunday, Jan 25

Sunday 8:00 a.m. – 10 a.m. Panelist, LITA Top Technology Trends, Crown Office

Sunday 10:30 a.m. – 11 a.m. I will be presenting “Open Source Jeopardy,” Exhibit Hall, Booth 522

Sunday 3:30 Vendor meeting

Sunday 4 – 5:30 TFOEMP, CCC, Room 210

Sunday 5:30 – 8:00 OCLC Blog Salon Hyatt Regency Denver (at CCC) Centennial I, F/G… departing at 6:30 to attend:

Sunday 6 :00 – 8:00 GLBTRT Social, St Francis Center, UOC Auraria Campus, 1030 St. Francis Way

Sunday 8:00 – 10:00 LWSW Task Force Dinner, location TBD

Monday, Jan 25

Monday 10:00 a.m. – 11:00 a.m.  “Open Source Jeopardy,” Exhibit Hall, Booth 522

Monday 10:30 a.m. – 12:00 p.m. Biblios Demo, CCC

Monday 1:30 p.m. – 3:30 p.m. LITA Open Source Systems Interest Group, Grand Hyatt Denver, Mt. Harvard

Pilgrimage to Tattered Cover, LoDo location? 1628 16th Street at Wynkoop

Tuesday, Jan 26

Tuesday noonish start return to TLH

ALA’s Youtube Debates

ALA is offering us a chance to submit questions to its presidential candidates by YouTube.

We have TWO great candidates — I think highly of Roberta Stevens and Kent Oliver — and I am sure they will do justice to the post, regardless of who’s elected.  So I am struggling to come up with a question, though I really feel I should.  I think I’d like to ask about legislative advocacy for open access and open source, though another part of me wants to ask OMG MONEY HOW LIBRARIES GET PLEEEEZE?

Mr. Bill Gets Ready for his Close-Up

Mr. Bill Gets Ready for his Close-Up

Over on Pattern Recognition, Jason Griffey gave ALA’s Youtube project a pretty heavy drubbing. I’m usually in sync with Jason on most issues, but I felt he spent too long explaining how ALA isn’t “getting it” and not enough time talking about what’s right about this project.

Have we ever had an opportunity to interview presidential candidates this way? Can we pause long enough to simply celebrate that it’s even happening? Can we participate?

Full disclosure: the “ALA” Jason is referring to is Jim Rettig’s presidential task force, which I happen to serve on. He may not realize it, but some of these hopeless squares who don’t get it are people he likes. I was even given a chance to organize this project, but declined due to workload.  (I’ve been backstage working on the monthly online Salons, which have been sadly-underattended events with great speakers and issues — and yes they’ve been advertised — plus I’m also on LITA Forum 2009 and the ALA Task Force on Electronic Meeting Participation.)

I’m not majorly bugged that the Youtube opportunity is only open to ALA members or that the contributions can’t be anonymous.   I don’t recall any of my peers complaining when CNN limited its Youtube debate submissions to (non-anonymous) U.S. voters (an unwritten rule, but one observed nonetheless).

I can see the possible value of opening the debate to ALA non-members, but the decision just wasn’t that tragic. These non-members with burning library issues could always make their videos and promote them anyway, which would be an interesting counter-debate.  (They don’t even have to wait for a debate to do this.)

Besides, what would an “anonymous” YouTube film look like? Hand puppets? Mr. Bill? (“Budgets slashed, oooooooooh noooooo!”) Anyone who really had a burning question they couldn’t ask themselves could always find a friend willing to do it. I’ve fronted questions for people in all kinds of situations.

Do I have a peeve? Yes.  The instructions are on a web page that leads to a link on another web page that links to an (anonymous!) PDF that appears to be preliminary instructions… rather puzzling that the first web page promises “more” instructions, and that the second web page links to old material. But compared to the brouhaha on the first day of hotel registration for Annual, not so bad. 😉

Lessons from my hybrid car

I’m pleased to say the car emergency reported yesterday ended All Well for two reasons: I knew that an oil light meant I needed to stop the car within seconds (and miraculously, a generous road shoulder and light traffic made that possible), and — as I explained to the two Honda dealerships who worked with me, in Macon and Tallahassee — while driving I always keep the instrument panel in line of sight.

That’s because I am a hybrid driver, which means I am fully preoccupied with my Miles Per Gallon meter.

Some of you have asked, and I’m happy to report that I’m really loving Sparkle, my Honda Civic Hybrid. She’s a comfortable, eye-pleasing, fuel-efficient car I feel very safe in as I drive around Georgia. The Civic Hybrid doesn’t get the stratospherically good mileage that a Prius gets, but it was far less expensive, and doesn’t look as if it has a load in its pants. I’m averaging a good 40 mpg, and Sparkle is a quiet, pleasant drive with a nice road grip.

I didn’t go into this past summer thinking I wanted to buy a car “just yet.” I was hoping to drive my 15-year-old Civic another two years (it’s still doing fine;  Sandy drives it). But when we lost the Corolla in a bad rainstorm and I started shopping, I had to admit that as much time as I spend in a car, having some creature comforts (Cupholders! An MP3 jack! A driver’s seat I can raise to my height!) and some safety features such as side curtain airbags makes me feel prosperous, important, and protected. ( Sparkle’s upholstery is also deliciously cuddly, and it’s a practical dark blue.)

I looked around, but back then, with gas $4 a gallon, dealers were selling the already somewhat spendy Prius $2,000 above MSRP. After test-driving other vehicles, I reverted to type and began looking at new and slightly-used Honda Civics.

Amazingly, I had the chance to buy a very-gently-used, Honda-certified 2008 Civic Hybrid at a good price with a clean Carfax report (it was a leased car owned by a family near Warner Robins; I have a hunch they were military), and it has been True Love ever since.

Sparkle also feels solid and well-made. For you who sew, Hondas to me have the hand-feel of a Pfaff sewing machine: solid, handsome, strong, no gimcracky geegaws, and very quiet.

Part of the fun of driving a hybrid vehicle is that you spend a lot of time gaming your own fuel-efficiency — hypermiling, they call it. Hybrids teach us about fuel-efficient driving. If you’re dedicated, you can find websites about hypermiling and other efficiency techniques. But just by driving with one eye on the MPG gage, even the casual hybrid driver learns a few things we could all heed, whether or not we’re driving a hybrid — and whether or not gas is $4 a gallon.

Drive like a lady. If you want to save fuel, don’t gun your motor, drive aggressively (fast starts and stops, lots of zig-zagging), or try to out-run everyone on the road. I learned this several times in rental Priuses well before I knew I’d be buying a hybrid. If you drive hard enough, you can get bad mileage, even in a Prius. But you can drive assertively, even speedily, and stay efficient — just drive as if you’re gliding on a dance floor in a waltz.

Every American needs a pressure gauge. Barack Obama was derided last spring for his practical observation: tire pressure affects fuel efficiency.

(Irresistible political aside:  just as Obama was derided for his warnings about the economy.)

Cars are largely automated these days, but checking tire pressure only requires a simple $10 tool and two minutes of your time. Plus it gives me the feeling I — who once knew an F111 TF30-P100 engine inside-out — actually know something about that mysterious machine that is my hybrid car.

Use cruise control selectively. I found this advice on a hybrid discussion group and proved it: use cruise control on long straight stretches; don’t use it on hilly terrain. However, I have found that cruise control works well on gently undulating terrain, such as Route 441 in Georgia,, so go figure. Cruise control also helps improve fuel efficiency on gently descending stretches such as Old Bainbridge Road, a gorgeous canopy road north of Tallahassee where I might be tempted to pick up speed.

Sensible driving gets you there pretty quickly. This has been a hard lesson for me, but driving like a maniac doesn’t get me there that much faster, and I get far better mileage (regardless of the vehicle) if I take it easy — plus I don’t have that teeth-gritting stress that comes from weaving in and around “slow” drivers.

That doesn’t mean driving 40 mph in the far-right lane… I keep up with traffic and pass my share of slower cars. But I don’t have to be the fastest car on the road. I’ve driven in a dozen countries, sometimes under very grueling circumstances, and I don’t lose any Estrogen Points if I stay within plus or minus five of the speed limit. The difference controlling speed makes on fuel efficiency is sobering, even in a hybrid. If you believe oil is a scarce supply to use wisely and only as needed, ease up on the gas pedal.

Every car needs a MPG gauge. MPG gauges should be mandatory in vehicles. I think of this as the Frappuchino Effect, from the time my father called me to say he had learned that Frappuchinos had hundreds of calories. My dad has a bad heart, and to keep the load on his body light he’s watched his weight as long as I can remember. What seemed like a simple treat turned radioactive to him (and for that matter, to me). In the same vein, a MPG gauge in every car could get everyone driving smarter.

Every driver needs a GPS. Wannabe macho-types think driving without maps or instructions is for sissies.  Odd, because in the flying world, you get street cred for learning to fly by instrument flight rules (IFR).

I’m a good map-reader, but fumbling with a map  on a dark, rainy road (or even a sunny, dry, heavily-trafficked road) is not my idea of struttin’ my stuff.  Having a GPS on my dash puts key information in line of sight, and though Lady — as I call her — isn’t good at the “big picture” (which is why I still have maps in my map pocket), Lady is very trustworthy on the molecular level. (You do have to be able to trust machines.) I have saved countless time, gas, miles, and frustration by having Lady, in her Liza Minelli lisp (“Eggshit in point two milesh”), safely guide me onto tree-obscured exit ramps, help me quickly find alternate routes when bad traffic approaches, find me the closest gas station or grocery store in a strange town, and teach me where the shortcuts are.  Lady also resigns herself to my alternative routes. “Recalculating,” she mutters in disgust, and lets me apply human knowledge to her map-awareness.

Together, Lady and Sparkle are making me a better driver and a smarter person more engaged with my resource usage. People who drive alternative-fuel vehicles aren’t more greatly evolved than the rest of the human race. But as humans, we not only build tools, we, can — if we’re listening — learn from them, and some lessons are very timely.

My essay, “Falling In,” a Pushcart nominee

Powder: Writing by Women in the Ranks

Powder: Writing by Women in the Ranks

Several weeks ago Kore Press notified me that they had nominated my essay, “Falling In,” for a Pushcart prize (“Best of the Small Presses”). This essay is in Powder: Writing by Women in the Ranks, which, might I add, is a mighty fine read all around and makes a lovely gift for the soldier or veteran in your life, or anyone else who enjoys a good book.

I got a little weird about this news. Was it o.k. to share it? Brazen? Jinxish?  I finally wrote a writer who I was pretty confident had not been a Pushcart contender this year, who reassured me it was fine to share the news.

So mark 2008 as the year I had an essay published in a “Best of” anthology and had another essay nominated for a Pushcart. I will write this in longhand on an index card and tape it to my monitor, to comfort myself every time I get another rejection (and I need a lot more of those, because if I’m not getting rejections it means I’m not submitting) or when I feel low about my writing.

Leon County, if you’re reading this, I’d be happy to donate a copy of each book if it will go into your collection.  It feels bad to see both of “my” books unavailable for hundreds of miles from where I live (at least according to WorldCat) — 1000 miles, in the case of Powder. Talk about getting a dose of my own medicine!

But while I’m whining… a big warm THANK YOU to every library that added these books to your collections. It feels good to think that I could go into your library and see “my” book on a shelf… or even better, find that it was checked out. (I might just pass out if that happened.)  THANK YOU for adding small-press books in a tough economic year. THANK YOU for buying those books when you could have bought other, more popular titles. THANK YOU for the spine labels, and the bar codes, and the cataloging, and the shelf space. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YOU ROCK!

For librarians interested in such, I’d be happy to offer my own librarian-writer insights on how to market creative nonfiction to patrons. Leon County is notable for having nearly every “Best American Essay” anthology, back to 1987, if memory serves — these alone make terrific lagniappe-style reading (I made it a goal to read all of them at least once, and succeeded) and would even work for book groups. These books now slumber peacefully in the 800s… each one explosively good reading. As someone said to me yesterday, don’t hide that light under a bushel!

A Yankee in Macon

I’ll get into more details tomorrow, but I’m stuck in Macon tonight due to sudden, and very harrowing, car troubles. Feel free to send mental warm fuzzies my way!

(Oh, and because two people have asked, Sparkle, my beloved Honda Civic Hybrid, is VERY reliable. The mechanic at the dealership who changed its oil and didn’t correctly tighten the oil pan plug — not so much.)

A Few Tips for Senator Storm

In libraries, for instance, I advocated for protecting the book budget but advocated against spending to buy television sit-coms, such as Seinfeld. Also, as a long-term strategy, I advocated for abandoning the Dewey Decimal System (DDS) and advocated for a more user-friendly method such as that used by any national book chain. The harsh reality is libraries are experiencing drastic cuts; the DDS is labor intensive in addition to being user-unfriendly, particularly so for literacy-challenged people. Other libraries across the nation have abandoned the DDS, and we should, too.

It seems to bother you that the Tampa Tribune latched on to your comments about libraries, but that’s because you made it so easy to do so.

First, most of us who actually work in this field refer to it as DDC. So if you want to look like you know what you’re talking about — and not as if you just Googled up an acronym from Wikipedia — don’t use “DDS.”

Second, I agree that for some collections of a certain size, there are other methods of organization that can work. But if there is anything that underscores how little you know about library management, it’s that in the middle of a budget crisis, reclassifying an entire library collection might not be an administrator’s first priority — or anywhere on the list. It’s not like you can flip a switch and relabel those books — not just on their spines but in the catalog as well. It’s a daunting task and it sorta explains why Dewey is ingrained in libraries — because libraries like to give people bang for the buck, and that generally means that reclassifying hundreds of thousands of books is right up there with needlepointing covers for the self-check machines.

Think about what you’re saying. Do you really think that when libraries are experiencing blockbuster usage despite severe budget cuts, when the value of libraries has never been clearer, and when library resources — not just books, but computers and people — are stretched to the absolute limit (and then beyond) as we assist the working poor, the unemployed, jobseekers, and the rest of society, you really think it’s a priority to reorganize books?

Why does that remind me of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic?

You also don’t get that many if not most libraries buy materials shelf-ready — already classified. That means it doesn’t cost any more to use Dewey than it does to use BISAC headings (used in bookstores) or any other classification system.

I only know of one library that is actively and intentionally using BISAC. It’s a success, but they did it with a brand-new opening-day collection for a small library.

As for wading into what libraries purchase, may I suggest — you being in South Florida and all — you not start with a television series featuring obviously Jewish lead characters? Just a hint.  Also, it’s hard to understand what you do think is worthy for libraries to collect. No sit-coms would mean no television classics such as I Love Lucy.

When it comes to selection decisions, overall, I suggest you not go there. You risk looking dumb.

If you want to come up with good ideas for libraries, here’s an idea: talk to the people who work there. We have a lot of good ideas, not all of them consonant with conventional wisdom. But if you’re looking to target wasteful spending, try to find something less ridiculous than how libraries organize books.